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Homonymphomania by ~hpets:iconhpets:



Dog and Dug are neighbours. They once were friends, but now Dog and Dug don’t dig each other.


The trouble started when Dog opened a dog kennel. Dog loved dogs, and Dug dug dogs too, but one day some of Dog’s dogs dug under the fence between Dog’s and Dug’s yard, and then Dog’s dogs dug holes in Dug’s yard. Dug tried to stop them, but Dog’s dogs were dogged in their desire to dog Dug. Dug didn’t dig Dog’s dogs then.

Dug dogged Dog to keep Dog’s dogs away from Dug’s yard, but Dog’s dogs continued to dig under the fence and destroy Dug’s yard.

Dog’s dugs dogged Dug so much that dogged Dug got himself a guard dog. Dug called his new dog Doggy.

The next time Dog’s dogs dug into Dug’s yard, Dug’s dog Doggy was there. Dog’s dogs dogged Doggy, and Doggy dogged Dog’s dogs back. No dog dug holes in Dug’s yard. Dug’s yard was safe, but Dog and his dogs didn’t like Dug’s dog.


To this day Dog and Dug continue to dog each other, and Dug’s dog Doggy, who Dog’s dogs dog, dogs Dog’s dogs.
©2007-2009 ~hpets
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Homonyms are fun.

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Awesomeness! Try reading it aloud... it hurts the brain! :D

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~Just 'cause I'm cute doesn't mean I'm not dangerous~
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That's awesome.
:iconhpets:
Yup, it's definitely most confuzzling when read aloud! Just me having a bit of fun. :) I'm glad you like!

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Beware the Evil Spork! :spork:
"There is no utensil of more unrelenting malice..."


"Always be yourself... unless you suck." (Joss Whedon)
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:nod:

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Beware the Evil Spork! :spork:
"There is no utensil of more unrelenting malice..."


"Always be yourself... unless you suck." (Joss Whedon)
:iconhpets:
:aww: Thanks! It was fun to come up with!

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Beware the Evil Spork! :spork:
"There is no utensil of more unrelenting malice..."


"Always be yourself... unless you suck." (Joss Whedon)
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I think my brain burst three lines before the end but it is a nicely confusing piece love now i have to repare the damage of trying to read it quickly! :P

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With unseeing eyes I take the final step forward
Knowing not what stands before me
I falter
Without the knowledge
I am nothing

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